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May 23 2017

shorthalt:

thequicksilverfox:

shorthalt:

shorthalt:

New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check

“I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize”
“Roll an acrobatics check”

You say joke, but I like to use it as an opportunity to genuinely fuck with players.
“I want to see if the dead body is anyone we know.”
“Roll acrobatics.”
“11?”
“The body seizes you by the wrists and lunges at your throat with its teeth, howling like a demon. You are grappled. Roll initiative.”

Or, “I want to check the chest for traps.”
“Roll performance.”
“Okay, uh. 17…?”
“You start whistling quietly while you go about tapping, poking, and examining the sides of the chest. It’s a pretty catchy tune you picked up a couple days ago from the bard.”
“Alright, neat, and the chest?”
“The chest starts humming along.”

OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND ONE IS A RLLY GOOD IDEA

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tigerphantom:

im love them

leebasampson:

germijermi:

leebasampson:

i love gaming memes i understand all the jokes. i understand

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oh . Fuck dude thats a. Youre paying your respects. I get it. 

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pwxul:

i love her

peachbxmber:

hey wait but
merle said he left his family/the enclave because “they weren’t doing enough to contribute to the good of mankind.” he said they were too exclusive and only in it for themselves (”i’m going to heaven, tough luck for you!”)
the very next episode, what does merle do?
he teaches the people of fungston about pan and gives them faith and hope so that, even if they do get devoured by the hunger in a year, they “have some hope for the time they’re here.” and then he stays with them when the hunger arrives so they don’t feel alone or abandoned. anyway i love merle

ladyloveandjustice:

peppers-pray:

awildktappeared:

jankybones:

8anter:

oak23:

roombadeathsquad:

oak23:

teen titans go is just so unpleasant to watch

Damn them for appealing to children

i just literally watched an ep where robin wanted to build a pool instead of a senior’s centre because he wanted to see starfire in a bikini and rub lotion on her and acting fucking creepy as fuck about it like what child goes through wanting to see one of their peers wearing a bikini how is this appealing/relatable to children like

there was also an episode i saw recently where the team lost their memory except for robin and he spent the entire episode convincing everyone he was their leader and he like, raised and saved everyone or something, basically convincing them to worship him, but when it came to starfire he tried to convince everyone she was his girlfriend and she seemed confused and uncomfortable but robin was like “ha ha! just a bit of couple banter! love you sweetie!” and refused to stop treating her like they were dating until she got her memory back? like? what message does that give. robin is a creepy bastard towards starfire in every episode i catch on tv. ttg is not a good tv show for children. it appeals to them through humour and designs and easy to follow storylines but that doesnt make it a good show for children, especially when they pass off someone like robin as a protag.

There was another episode where Cyborg was shown stalking Jinx, like he knew her favorite bands and foods and what she smelled like?? And they basically put a highlight on stalkers because even though she pointed out it was creepy, and he said “I know” in a comedy bit to brush it off, they ended up dating happily.

What is that teaching young boys and girls? That stalking is okay? That stalking is romantic? Come the fuck on.

I once saw an episode where Cyborg had a sass button that was pushed and then he acted like the sassy black woman stereotype for the rest of the episode. That was pretty uncomfortable to watch.

the fuck….

Teen Titan Go didn’t appeal to me for the episodes watched but I had no idea shit like that was happening what the hell?

May 22 2017

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granteddrop:

Okay yeah,, um, not a doodle really considering how I accidentally skipped a class and spent several hours drawing this,, Enjoy though! 

Here’s a little process gif:

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jenandriel:

seductressslutty:

sneakyfeets:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I’ve read through this every time it’s crossed my dash and every single time I start crying from laughter

sometimes I forget this exists and then I’m reminded

there are ver very VERy few posts that actually make me sob and my ribs hurt from laughter. this has won an award for THE MOST AMAZING THING I WILL EVER NEED FOR CHEERING UP EVER.

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moranion:

lackwhen:

moranion:

ithotyouknew2:

lackwhen:

ithotyouknew2:

lackwhen:

lackwhen:

My hair is so damn versatile these days.

can I add one…

Please add more….

don’t play cuz i got y’all @ithotyouknew2 @femmebosskoopa

I am…so grateful for the person that you are

please add some more

ok because you don’t even have to ask twice

thank you. bless you. please do keep on adding more to this post when you feel like it, you are glorious

astromanticism:

physically? im here, but mentally im in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

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genderists:

socialistgay:

gotouda:

i fucking wish, with all my heart, that i was the person who crafted this image

this is incredibly gay 

that last photo HAS to be from a softcore gay porn photoshoot. there is literally no other explanation for its existence

alfonsososaa:

listen I just want a boyfriend and some pasta

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pardonmewhileipanic:

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

pinuparena:

By  Aaron Blaise

how have I never thought of whale mermaids…??

how have i never thought of whale/shark/etc mermaids that aren’t human sized?!!?!? like holy shit? HOLY SHIT!? 

reblog if you miss kravitz and wonder if he's warm enough on the astral plane or if he needs a jacket, maybe a light blanket

rumpologist:

my bf said The Hunger looks like a bowling ally carpet to him

mingpicket:

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

claryfightwood:

can we just like romanticise being bare faced?? like really bare faced, not this “no makeup makeup look” sort of thing like pls lets romanticise dark circles and acne and discolouration and redness and skin conditions and eyebags and oily skin and just regular old eyebrows and looking tired because I am tired stop treating these as things that take away from beauty and just celebrate them like jesus pls 

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